aka Cordelia-Meg

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Late breaking news: Meg is not really insane!

And so it turns out that my delirium (well for the past week anyway) was not psychosis. Went to the doctor Thursday afternoon and found out that both of my ears are infected. I also have a lovely case of Vertigo from fluid behind my eardrums. So I had to stay home and rest all weekend. My friend Keith was kind enough to call me from the bar Friday night. He passed the phone around so I could 'pretend' I was there. I asked him to sneak me a few shots of vodka through my window but he said no. Sigh. And shh to anyone shaking his or her head right now. I had a pill problem not an alcohol problem. Uhm...something like that.

So now my cat has a girlfriend. This beautiful orange and white cat meows at my window every night. I look and there her cute little face is. Sometimes it's a drag living in a basement though. If it's not cats then it's dogs and if it's not dogs it's children - all staring in my window. Which sucks when I'm trying to sleep. I have to close the shutters when I'm getting dressed because I caught one of the neighborhood teens staring at me one day.

Give Akira some love. I know what it's like to lose a friend. I wish she didn't have to go through it as well. And if you Diary Survivor contestants vote her off tonight then I'll stalk you. Well, not really.... unless you want me to stalk you? Cause I am still pretty delirious with fever you know.

Hey, maybe I'll get one of those free voice mail 800 numbers - as seen on the diaries of Mangledoll, Akira, and Jason. But would anyone leave me messages? I'll cry if you don't And then I'll send my evil 17 pound tiger cub over to maul you.

You know, this Diary Survivor contest has been a blast....for me anyway. I think there will be a second one. I think I can handle all the taunting. Maybe. I don't know.

And so now there are people that think my psychiatrist is an ass and think I should stop taking the Lithium. Why? Because it is possible that I've been misdiagnosed. It does happen you know. Maybe I've just experienced lots of trauma. Ooh maybe I can blame my parents. I know - it's my ex-husband's fault. Kill him! Maybe a combination of everything?

Enough rambling. Oooh wait. I forgot to list a few of the recent 'searches' that led people to my diary:

alcohol psychosis
starvation psychosis
fun in bed
no porn voyeur show
valium withdrawal
Mr. Bigglesworth pictures
cartoon cloud pictures

I don't recall discussing my sex life here. Do you? Still my favorite search was 'Xanax Candy'. Are you holding out on me? You mean I've been snacking on 'PEZ' when there's a 'Xanax' candy. Send me Valium or Xanax now! Please. Don't deprive me any longer. Uhm....okay I blame this on the fever.....

- 2000-09-18

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